Shocking Scene on Osborne

Spencer Yarnell Concerned Head of Spreading the Herd Word

An intriguing scene played out at the Osborne underpass on Friday. Payroll specialists came out from behind their desks to get their hands dirty in the garden. It was payday for the gardens as the company workers deducted the weeds and accrued new flowers. Shocked bystanders heard muttering about Greenometers, donations for Habitat for Humanity, and next Friday.

Photographs of the unexpected incident are included here:

The subjects appear not to be cleaning at 'all' times

Thumbs Up-joomla — But they did seem to be enjoying themselves.. Well at least when not working.

Signage-joomla — A strange device used for measuring 'donations'

Here’s the thing, donations are the only proven way to satisfy garden crazed payroll companies.In light of a possible recurrence this Friday we here at IBEX urge all members of the community to visit the website here so they can make sense of this charity and defend themselves from this phenomenon. Furthermore follow us on Facebook Twitter or our blog for breaking updates.

Sincerely,

Concerned Goatbuzzter

P.S. The first day of Clean Your Green was great.

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IBEX Payroll extends our profound respect and immeasurable gratitude to all the ancestors and keepers of the land on whose traditional territories our work takes place. We acknowledge that we are on Treaty 1 territory, the traditional gathering place of the Anishinaabe, Cree, Oji-Cree, Dakota and Dene people and the traditional homeland of the Métis people. This land is sacred, historical, and significant.

Every time we acknowledge this truth, we have an invitation and an opportunity to reflect on the wrongs of the past, what we do in the present, and what we can do to continually honour the people whose lands and water we benefit from today.

This statement only acts as a first step in honouring the land we reside on and its peoples, and must be paired with education, understanding and informed action.